Thursday, 8 March 2012

Pizza Hut Is Now Ushering In The End Of Civilization With A "Proposal Package"

This is the way the world ends. And this is what you getFor $10,010 (plus tax!), you'll recieve:

Limo Service

Limo Service
Red, like Pizza Hut!

A Ruby Engagement Ring

A Ruby Engagement Ring
Get it? Because it's red. Like Pizza Hut.

A Personal Fireworks Show

A Personal Fireworks Show
That are red. Like Pizza Hut.

Flowers

Flowers
They're red! Do you get it yet?

A Professional Photographer/Videographer

A Professional Photographer/Videographer
Wearing red. Like sauce. On a pizza. From Pizza Hut.
And the biggest selling point of them all:

A Pizza Hut 10 Dollar Dinner Box

A Pizza Hut 10 Dollar Dinner Box
Which contains a "medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box."
Source: pizzahut.com  /  via: eater.com

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