David Beckham Vs. Mario Lopez: Battle Of The Bulge

David Beckham and Mario Lopez are heating up the interwebs with sizzling ad campaigns for their new underwear lines. Mario, 38, made Ellen swoon Wednesday when he stripped down to just his undies to reveal his new RatedM brand on her show. David, 36, will give us all something nice to look at when the commercial for his H&M bodywear collection debuts during the big game on Sunday. So who wins the battle of the, um, bulge? You decide. Here's an in-depth analysis of both campaigns.Via Star 941FM

Round 1: The bulge. Obviously we cannot authenticate the source of the generous packaging.

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Round 2: The butt. At left, David Beckham's 36-year-old derriere. At right, Mario Lopez's 38-year-old culo. For those of you who've seen Mario's shower scene guest spot on "Nip/Tuck," you'll overwhelmingly agree: Mario wins this round.

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Round 3: The smile. Those. Dimples.

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Round 4: The underwear waistband. David's line has a simple "David Beckham Bodywear" label, whereas Mario's line is emblazoned with the conversation starter: "For manful men and their very special guests." We like a good welcome message

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Round 5: The scowl. David is a master of the furrowed brows and overall mad-at-the-world expression. Well, he is married to Victoria.

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Round 6: The arms. David, at left, is lean and inked. Meanwhile Mario is ripped as can be.

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Round 7: The tank top shot.

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Round 8: The chest. Humina, humina, humina... So who wins?

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